Takes
Takes
Takes
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Sep 11, 2026
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7 min read
The 100 best Simpsons episodes of all time: Nos. 10-6
We're into the home stretch on the Simpsons Rank, and finding out what it feels like when doves cry.
Takes
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Sep 8, 2026
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7 min read
How I would fix the EA NHL games if they put me in charge (they should)
We've all seen the face scans, the in-game footage, and the revelation that they used AI for commentary. How did EA Sports get here, and how can it fix the NHL game franchise?
Takes
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Sep 4, 2026
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9 min read
The 100 best Simpsons episodes of all time: Nos. 20-11
We continue our descent into madness with all-time performances from the main cast, musical numbers, and more.
Takes
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Sep 1, 2026
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6 min read
The ace's influence catapults AEW into a new era
In the main event of All Elite Wrestling's biggest show of the year, the driving philosophical force came from a man who wasn't even in the match. Jon Moxley is the ace of the world.
ANA
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Jul 10, 2026
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3 min read
The Ducks matched the offer sheet, but they're not out of the woods
Just because they had no other choice but to match the Leo Carlsson offer sheet doesn't mean it's all gonna work out for them.
Takes
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Jul 9, 2026
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3 min read
Oh so I guess it's bad to love your family now???
We're all accusstomed to rich people's self-aggrandizement by now, but shouldn't it be someone's job to say no?
ANA
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Jul 3, 2026
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5 min read
Offer sheets are now battlefields
The Flyers signed Leo Carlsson to an offer sheet with an $18-million AAV. Most likely, that's just the beginning.
VGK
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Jun 12, 2026
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3 min read
Dying on that Hill
You're not gonna believe it: John Tortorella is being too stubborn for his own good
