Photo: Penn State Athletics (with only the slightest editing)

Well folks, it’s Friday night and we don’t have anything better to do than sit and watch the draft and frown at all the analysis we find annoying.

Who will get the boys they want? Who will settle for a boy they don’t want and then smile the fakest smile you’ve ever seen? Who will get traded? Who will be visibly upset when a specific team drafts them? These are all questions only the passage time can answer, but I figured I would do a classic, 2010-style “live blog” of the event that you can refresh throughout the night (or not; do whatever you want).

So follow along with me if you dare as the latest draft unfolds and your favorite team makes a huge blunder:

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