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Nov 13, 2026

Plane takes, plain talk

I was just on my honeymoon but that didn't mean my takes stopped. So here's a bunch of them that I know for sure you will agree with. :)

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
Cap Era Position Rank: Goalies

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Nov 13, 2026

Cap Era Position Rank: Goalies

We have reached the final position rank, and this one isn't going to be controversial at all, I just know it. You will all agree with me. You must! Here are the top 10 goalies, plus five honorable mentions and one joke pick. Thank you.

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
Cap Era Position Rank: Right defense

Takes

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Nov 11, 2026

Cap Era Position Rank: Right defense

The position rank is moving to the other side of the blue line and I showed it to many of the smartest hockey people and they said I did a perfect job. Here are the top 10 right-shot defensemen, plus five honorable mentions and one joke pick. Thank you.

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
Cap Era Position Rank: Left defense

Takes

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Nov 9, 2026

Cap Era Position Rank: Left defense

The perfect position rank moves back to the blue line, where I am separating things out by which side guys shoot from. Here are the top 10 left-shot defensemen, plus five honorable mentions and one joke pick. Thank you.

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
Cap Era Position Rank: Right wings

Takes

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Nov 6, 2026

Cap Era Position Rank: Right wings

Position rank rolls on and this time we're moving over to the final forward position, where it's way deeper than I honestly thought it would be. Here are the top 10 right wings, plus five honorable mentions and one joke pick. Thank you.

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
Cap Era Position Rank: Left wings

Takes

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Nov 4, 2026

Cap Era Position Rank: Left wings

The position rank continues with another perfect selection of guys. Here are the top 10 left wings and I'm not talking about freaking Bernie okay, plus five honorable mentions and one joke pick. Thank you.

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
Cap Era Position Rank: Centers

Takes

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Nov 2, 2026

Cap Era Position Rank: Centers

I am doing a top-10 ranking of every position in the league since the start of the salary cap era and of course I am actually doing a perfect job of that. Here are the top 10 centers, plus five honorable mentions and one joke pick. Thank you.

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
Kucherov just gave the Lightning a lot to think about

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Oct 30, 2026

Kucherov just gave the Lightning a lot to think about

By asking for a trade, the reigning MVP completely overturned the Lightning's near-term plans, but can they even do anything to reverse course now?

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
Power Feelings: Late October

Power Feelings

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Oct 30, 2026

Power Feelings: Late October

Tricking treat! The treats that trick are here! And they are the latest edition of the Power Feelings, which remain totally correct and absolutely nice.

Ryan Lambert
Ryan Lambert
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